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I've been told that this wellerman will show up at any moment with tea and rum. But, I didn't order that, I distinctly remember ordering a number 4 with a large fry and a diet pepsi. I bet I'm getting a goddamned diet coke. Or worse yet, a butterscotch milkshake.

Even that being said, I've been told that this "wellerman" isn't even the best sea shanty out there, but was not offered any alternative at all. Eat beans and get fucked myself I guess. At least there will be rum.